Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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