Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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