how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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