Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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