BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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