She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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