I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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