im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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