it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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