Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
How does one acquire holy water?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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