i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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