Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Well I just put wine in my tea
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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