Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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