How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I think I sprained my soul last night
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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