It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
false alarm, still single
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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