So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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