Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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