we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
babies were throwing up all over the place
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
