Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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