Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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