Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
organizing the empties. That sober.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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