You just made me feel so damn special
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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