Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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