quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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