i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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