So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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