hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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