I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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