we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
How external is "for external use only"?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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