i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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