May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm like, not good at living.
last night I used snow as a chaser
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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