There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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