She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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