she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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