well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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