Christians are straight up FREAKS
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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