dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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