I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I touched a dick in church today
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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