no. you can't hotbox the world.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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