Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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