It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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