She announced her abortion via fbk
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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