you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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