I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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