do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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