Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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