I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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