so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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