Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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