brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
