What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
